megaphoresMetaphors and Similes never looked so good

Finish the sentence

Well that plan went down like

Your name/alias (Required)
Leave this field empty
By submitting you agree to our Terms and Conditions

View all of today's submissions (3)

Latest 5 Megaphores

Well that plan went down like a broken elevatorMegaAwful
Stillgado 22%
Well that plan went down like riverMegaAwful
Donald 19%
Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a mermaids purse!MegaAwful
Jiester 22%
Well that plan went down like jumbo box of condoms in a nunneryMegaAwful
portland182 65%
No way could you do that. You've got more chance of oscar pistorius catching athletes footMegaAwful
Ciaran 71%

Recent Sentence Starts

 2018-10-29Well that plan went down like...View all submissions (3)
 2018-07-04Watching England in a penalty shootout is as tense as...View all submissions (3)
 2018-04-16Banged a $10 hooker 2 weeks ago and now my genitals looks like...View all submissions (4)
 2017-07-23If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than...View all submissions (15)
 2017-05-29Selfie sticks are more annoying than...View all submissions (4)

Best Megaphores

Today

Last 30 days

Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a mermaids purse!
Jiester22%
Well that plan went down like a broken elevator
Stillgado22%
Well that plan went down like river
Donald19%

All time

Selfie sticks are more annoying than A mosquito bite under your chastity belt
Brad103%
Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than waking up to the tender spooning and gentle whispers of my drunk dad..
generic username99%
Where did you meet her? She looks like she's made out of elbow skin
Rexley98%
This towel is so rough it's like the stubble you feel when your Grandma kisses you
Cunning Stunt97%
Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a cucumber in a womens prison
J-Roc97%
 

Latest 5 Comments

Congratulations on being our daily winner on 18.12.15. Your gifts of respect, salutations and reverance are on their way.MegaphoresClick here to view post
, https://bitbin.it/uwOFel4U/ massage_sex_video_dating_i_bergen_/_sexshop_ssbbw, https://bitbin.it/n4IXmMli/ sex_slavonski_brod_forum, http://archive.is/PEmmE play_dating_games, BgirehgrClick here to view post
, http://rcosinenur.e-monsite.com/blog/starting-the-day-with-gratitude.html starting_the_day_with_gratitude, http://tetsvagalli.e-monsite.com/blog/kiss-a-woman-on-the-forehead.html kiss_a_woman_on_theXzhmcmbvClick here to view post
Congratulations on being our daily winner on 18.12.14. Your gifts of respect, salutations and reverance are on their way.MegaphoresClick here to view post
, http://u.wn.com/p/434122960/ Dopisivanje_sa_devojkama:_Violeta, http://u.wn.com/p/434102483/ zene_za_avanturu_slavonija, http://u.wn.com/p/434122551/ Ljubavni_oglasi_Slavonski_brod, PhlwlnaxClick here to view post
 
You have already voted for this entry today