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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like butter had an affair with a silk worm and produced sheets of grotesquely comfy children
Author: The Gritty Chimp
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like a gnome and a tramp cross bred and the mutant offspring was the culprit.
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