never looked so good
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Petrol prices are to be slashed by 1p per litre? I haven't felt this underwhelmed since I went back to masturbating without nipple clamps and a noose around my neck...
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When the probe was inserted I felt as if I was being sodomised by an icicle wielding polar bear
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