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Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like the Bride of Wildenstein after a knife fighting exercise at Bath Uni Jitsu Club....

Author: Poostache

Rating: 90%

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Your doing it wrong...;)Faroutman
you'rethe grammar nazi
Megaphores feel that your submission has done one of many things to our internal organs and deserves special recognition. Editor's Pick.Megaphores

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