never looked so good
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Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like I've been practising my forward drop breakfalls for 3 hours, with no hands
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A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been secretly hiding my gender for the past 21 years.
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