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That chatup line was more of a failure than the time I tried to sneeze with my eyes open and popped a hernia
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Banged a $10 hooker 2 weeks ago and now my genitals looks like an old mans skin flute.
Have you met my friend Jesus? He's just come out of a long term relationship and his confidence has taken a dent, can you please give him your number?
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