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Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for my AIDS test result.
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Banged a $10 hooker 2 weeks ago and now my genitals looks like an old mans skin flute.
I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like its been ten rounds with Audley. oh wait...it feels fine.
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