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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like their ass-hole needs an exorcism
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Banged a $10 hooker 2 weeks ago and now my genitals looks like an old mans skin flute.
Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like the Bride of Wildenstein after a knife fighting exercise at Bath Uni Jitsu Club....
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