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My hangover is so bad I feel like drinking meths may have been a bad idea
Author: Hobo Jones
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Banged a $10 hooker 2 weeks ago and now my genitals looks like an old mans skin flute.
My mother tried to abort me with a coathanger and I turned out like she got fisted by a tiger during pregnancy
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