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Forgot to buy a Valentine's Day card and now I'm in more trouble than an Egyptian president after 30 years in office
Author: Toby Lerone
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Just been for a run and now I'm sweatier than a big ol' hog who went for a big ol' jog in a thick fur coat after eating spicy goat.
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