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Forgot to buy a Valentine's Day card and now I'm in more trouble than an Egyptian president after 30 years in office
Author: Toby Lerone
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Banged a $10 hooker 2 weeks ago and now my genitals looks like an old mans skin flute.
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do it on Animal Farm. Ill get the pony.
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