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Trying to organise things with my friends is a nightmare. They are slacker than a Sharpei's face
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Banged a $10 hooker 2 weeks ago and now my genitals looks like an old mans skin flute.
It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder it'd be like having two Arnies nestled on my chest
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