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Trying to organise things with my friends is a nightmare. They are slacker than a Thai ladyboy's back pussy
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Watching England in a penalty shootout is as tense as misplacing your detonator at a thumb war convention
This hot knife cuts through butter like the new Black and Decker saw cuts through a child's arm
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