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No way could you do that. You've got more chance of using that expired condom you keep in your wallet 'just incase'
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Watching England in a penalty shootout is as tense as misplacing your detonator at a thumb war convention
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like England's defence at the last world cup - expensive, crap and easy to poke your finger through.
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