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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than...
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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time I was bi-winning at professor fancypants emporium of velourMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than a pink, sparkly manthongMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time I came over a little queerMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than if I knew the difference between fuchsia, cerise, and French roseMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than two rainbows with designer handbags locked in a tender man-on-man kissMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than danny de vito on teletubbiesMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time I gave myself a facialMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the glitter-dusted rainbow sneeze of a pastel pink unicorn being ridden by George MichaelMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than that time I touched penises with my cousin.MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time my pet gerbil went on an adventure...MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than when I'm in the Blue Oyster after too many Pina ColadasMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time David Hasslehoff popped into my mind when I was trying to finish offMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time I went on an undercover sting in a public toilet in americaMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time me & my friend were play wrestling & we accidently made eye contact... & then I accidently bummed him...MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time I spent an evening in my dressing gown, slippers and the freshly stripped skin of George MichaelMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than that deleted scene in Brokeback Mountain where Gandalf shows upMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than a cock up the chuff.MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than that time I got asked how many cocks I could fit in my mouth and replied " garglefhhthgargle".DW MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time I accidentally turned to gay porn during the 'vinegar strokes'MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time Elton John sang "Are you ready for love?" and I said "Yes I am!"MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the inside of rainbowMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than that time I felt pretty, oh so pretty, oh so pretty and witty and brightMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time I rode to work on my pink unicornMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than Graham Norton playing Frankenfurter MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than a gay fay on may day, who lay in the way of a ray of sun.MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
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