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When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as...
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When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as a foreskin and a plate of bacon buttysMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as Cait Sith and Yuffie in a party against Emerald WeaponMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as ants at my scrumptious picnicMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as a bad case of roidsMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as Kerry Katona at a Mensa gatheringMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as Pontius Pilate and Judas at the Pearly Gates caught in the middle of a blowjobMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as when i turned up at veterans day as Hitler, complete with finger 'tashMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as a pedo in a playground.MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as a german plumber who just popped by to check the sprinkler systemDW EP MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
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When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as a german plumber who just popped by to check the sprinkler systemzeugma90%
When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as when i turned up at veterans day as Hitler, complete with finger 'tashhoggy87%
When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as Kerry Katona at a Mensa gatheringquadraspaz74%
When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as Cait Sith and Yuffie in a party against Emerald Weaponcloud54%
When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as Pontius Pilate and Judas at the Pearly Gates caught in the middle of a blowjobgadzooks51%
When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as a foreskin and a plate of bacon buttysMC45%
When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as ants at my scrumptious picnicCharles34%
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