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I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like...
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I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like the car will blow up if we go over the speed limitMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like Mel Gibson on a tequila fueled rampage, and just like Mel, she's blaming it all on the JewsMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like charlie sheen when he runs out of tiger blood.MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like she's just been forced to listen to Josie D'Arby for 48 hours straightMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like she's not used to having a gun pressed against the base of her skullDW MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like manifestations of a haunted past are forcing her harsh braking, frequent stalling and perpetual moaningMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like Stevie Wonder - black face paint, a long wig and a hideous pair of sunglassesMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like she attended the Mario Kart School of MotoringMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like a crippled antelope with one eye wearing oven glovesMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like a magic mushroom user on the dodgemsMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
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I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like Mel Gibson on a tequila fueled rampage, and just like Mel, she's blaming it all on the Jewszeugma77%
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like she's not used to having a gun pressed against the base of her skullblob60%
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like a crippled antelope with one eye wearing oven gloveslang170259%
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like she attended the Mario Kart School of Motoringquadraspaz51%
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like Stevie Wonder - black face paint, a long wig and a hideous pair of sunglassesgadzooks45%
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like she's just been forced to listen to Josie D'Arby for 48 hours straightklipclop39%
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like charlie sheen when he runs out of tiger blood.derpdederp34%
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like a magic mushroom user on the dodgemsRepton34%
I hate being the passenger when my wife drives. She drives like manifestations of a haunted past are forcing her harsh braking, frequent stalling and perpetual moaningLarry34%
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