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Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like...
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Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting to have the right weather for a BBQ in EnglandMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for the Pope to empty his catheter after midnight mass.DW MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for West Ham to top the premiershipMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for my erection to go down after accidentally consuming an entire packet of viagraMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for Ricky Gervais to realise he's England's biggest disappointmentMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for a good episode of The Only Way is EssexMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting to grow my first pubeMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for the movie Seven Pounds to get to the pointMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for global warming to hurry up so we can catch some raysMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like a Bath Spa student to learn the alphabetMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for a train in autumnMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for Madeleine Mccann to turn upMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for Scotland to win the World Cup, you just know it's never going to happenMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like trying to make it to the end of Final Fantasy 7 with Aeris still aliveMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for this lead weight to turn into goldMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like fapping until you are just about to splooge and then stoppingMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for my AIDS test result.MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like Waiting in a queue for a toilet when you really really need a pissMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for Adrian Chiles to show some charismaMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
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Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like trying to make it to the end of Final Fantasy 7 with Aeris still aliveBarret93%
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Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for the Pope to empty his catheter after midnight mass.vanillabear88%
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