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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like someone took a dump in my shoeMegaAwful
theplank 39%Comments (0)Tweet Report
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like the puss that comes out of the warts on your faceMegaAwful
Faroutman41%Comments (0)Tweet Report
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like George Michael's schlong after a night outMegaAwful
Gadzooks45%Comments (0)Tweet Report
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like my web design abilitiesMegaAwful
Dave17%Comments (0)Tweet Report
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like they may have eaten pearsDW MegaAwful
EddieB74%Comments (1)Tweet Report
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like not just any dump but a sumptuous smelling, perfectly ripe, 21 day matured M & S dumpMegaAwful
anon90%Comments (0)Tweet Report
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like the putrified vomit of a sea urchinMegaAwful
Lang170268%Comments (0)Tweet Report
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like a gangbang between sulphur dioxide and chloroformMegaAwful
Faroutman79%Comments (0)Tweet Report
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like GG Allins jock strapMegaAwful
nolikeynolighty14%Comments (0)Tweet Report
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like the inside of an Auschwitz "cinema"MegaAwful
oof58%Comments (0)Tweet Report
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like in the inside of the 30st man's bauble sackMegaAwful
tough gig54%Comments (0)Tweet Report
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like Michael Moore's goochMegaAwful
Dennis62%Comments (0)Tweet Report
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like the minge of a bubonic plague victimMegaAwful
Andy60%Comments (0)Tweet Report
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like the morning breath of the 2010 Rimming World Champion, hobo category...DW MegaAwful
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like mummified sloth corpsesMegaAwful
roygbiv73%Comments (0)Tweet Report
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like the Flash's nuts after a hard day of runnin!MegaAwful
crow_dreamer90%Comments (0)Tweet Report
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like smoked fillet of finest shoe leather money could buyMegaAwful
bob bober85%Comments (0)Tweet Report
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like the political structure of their anus has collapsed.MegaAwful
RB58%Comments (0)Tweet Report
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like someone took a dump in my shoe.......naturallyMegaAwful
skemPRATE42%Comments (0)Tweet Report
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like yesterday's vomitMegaAwful
Nai51%Comments (0)Tweet Report
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like their ass-hole needs an exorcismMegaAwful
Pj-Jim83%Comments (0)Tweet Report
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like someone injected corpse fluid into my sinusesMegaAwful
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like the set of 2 girls 1 cupMegaAwful
Sicko57%Comments (0)Tweet Report
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like teen spiritMegaAwful
Kurt.... from Glee57%Comments (0)Tweet Report
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like someone ate the rotten insides of a month dead badgerMegaAwful
jon74%Comments (0)Tweet Report
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like cheesy hamsterMegaAwful
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like a gnome and a tramp cross bred and the mutant offspring was the culprit.MegaAwful
Hoggy85%Comments (0)Tweet Report
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like freshly mown grass with a hint of lavender.MegaAwful
wally51%Comments (0)Tweet Report
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like an improvement actually....MegaAwful
Poostache68%Comments (0)Tweet Report
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like dinner time!MegaAwful
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like they sold their ass to the devilMegaAwful
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like the morning breath of the 2010 Rimming World Champion, hobo category...Poostache95%
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like the Flash's nuts after a hard day of runnin!crow_dreamer90%
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like not just any dump but a sumptuous smelling, perfectly ripe, 21 day matured M & S dumpanon90%
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like smoked fillet of finest shoe leather money could buybob bober85%
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like a gnome and a tramp cross bred and the mutant offspring was the culprit.Hoggy85%
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like their ass-hole needs an exorcismPj-Jim83%
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like a gangbang between sulphur dioxide and chloroformFaroutman79%
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like someone ate the rotten insides of a month dead badgerjon74%
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like they may have eaten pearsEddieB74%
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like mummified sloth corpsesroygbiv73%

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