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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like...
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like someone took a dump in my shoeMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like the puss that comes out of the warts on your faceMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like George Michael's schlong after a night outMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like not just any dump but a sumptuous smelling, perfectly ripe, 21 day matured M & S dumpMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like the putrified vomit of a sea urchinMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like a gangbang between sulphur dioxide and chloroformMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like the inside of an Auschwitz "cinema"MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like in the inside of the 30st man's bauble sackMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like the minge of a bubonic plague victimMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like the morning breath of the 2010 Rimming World Champion, hobo category...DW MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like the Flash's nuts after a hard day of runnin!MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like smoked fillet of finest shoe leather money could buyMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like the political structure of their anus has collapsed.MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like someone took a dump in my shoe.......naturallyMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like their ass-hole needs an exorcismMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like someone injected corpse fluid into my sinusesMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like someone ate the rotten insides of a month dead badgerMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like a gnome and a tramp cross bred and the mutant offspring was the culprit.MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like freshly mown grass with a hint of lavender.MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like they sold their ass to the devilMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like the morning breath of the 2010 Rimming World Champion, hobo category...Poostache92%
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like the Flash's nuts after a hard day of runnin!crow_dreamer87%
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like not just any dump but a sumptuous smelling, perfectly ripe, 21 day matured M & S dumpanon84%
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like smoked fillet of finest shoe leather money could buybob bober82%
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like their ass-hole needs an exorcismPj-Jim82%
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like a gnome and a tramp cross bred and the mutant offspring was the culprit.Hoggy81%
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like a gangbang between sulphur dioxide and chloroformFaroutman80%
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like someone ate the rotten insides of a month dead badgerjon71%
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like mummified sloth corpsesroygbiv70%
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