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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather guide my father into my motherDW MegaAwful
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather re-enact 1 man 1 jar, live in front of all my family and friendsMegaAwful
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather sit at home listening to Ke$ha's album on repeatMegaAwful
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather pour vinegar in my eye whilst snorting salt and ramming a baseball bat in my arseMegaAwful
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather play a piano by throwing ping pong balls at it whilst plying a cat's bollocks with a pair of pliersMegaAwful
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather cut my knackers off with a rusty saw!MegaAwful
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather die pleasuring myself with a noose round my neck, wearing ladies tights with a nitrate laced orange in my mouthMegaAwful
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather spend the evening searching Google for tubgirl, meatspin, blue waffle, pain olympics and 2 girls 1 cupMegaAwful
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather feed a flock of a 1000 birds by repeatedly regurgitating week old roadkillMegaAwful
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather felch horse semen out of a cowMegaAwful
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather not go to your clown fetish circle jerkMegaAwful
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather eat the rotten asshole of a roadkilled skunk and down it with beerMegaAwful
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather be spending time putting my DVDs in alphabetical order than be at a party you organise.MegaAwful
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather go to the other, more fun, party.MegaAwful
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather treat myself to the pleasurable viewing of 2 boys 1 sandpitMegaAwful
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather breed chocobos.MegaAwful
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather try and shave my balls with someone elses toenailsMegaAwful
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather Jump out of a plane without a parachute than attend your party.MegaAwful
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather strap on a ball gag and be Big Don's bitch for the eveningMegaAwful
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather spend tonight in Joseph Fritzl's cellarMegaAwful
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather gargle the contents of my gran's colostomy bagMegaAwful
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather hang out with Hanninal LectarMegaAwful
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather sit at home and peel my own nutsackMegaAwful
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather cry myself to sleep in the comfort of my own space podMegaAwful
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather practice mooking with your great grandmother...DW MegaAwful
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