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That model is so hot I would not recommend putting a Flying Scotsman in the microwave, he would dieMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
That model is so hot I would use my EXPENSIVE paints on this one! Maybe I'd even flock the base and show it off at Games Workshop!EP MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
That model is so hot I would not even care about the inevitable A&E trip trying to explain why the X-ray showed Hornby train pieces in my colonMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
That model is so hot I would kick the brown doors in and paint them white on the way out!MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
That model is so hot I would like to impress her by squatting down onto this glass jarMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
That model is so hot I would wonder why I didn't fork out the extra £20 for a manikin with a hole in itMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
That model is so hot I would get those same urges I did in Year 9 when Ms. Spears the 40 year old Geography teacher wore a tight blouse on a cold dayMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
That model is so hot I would not be surprised if she's put to much vapour rub onMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
That model is so hot I would masturbate non stop whilst looking at a picture of himMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
That model is so hot I would install her in my cellar as an Eco friendly radiator. MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
That model is so hot I would like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice chiantiMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
That model is so hot I would keep hold of it. It'll be worth loads in the future!MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
That model is so hot I would spill my gentlemen crême if if got within touching distance of herMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
That model is so hot I would 'nt touch it if I were you! I'm not taking you to A&E again!MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
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That model is so hot I would use my EXPENSIVE paints on this one! Maybe I'd even flock the base and show it off at Games Workshop!Lollodon XI94%
That model is so hot I would n't mind if she farted on my ballsDJ Loki92%
That model is so hot I would suck a fart out of her assOverlord88%
That model is so hot I would kick the brown doors in and paint them white on the way out!Big Roger85%
That model is so hot I would spill my gentlemen crême if if got within touching distance of herPre Mature78%
That model is so hot I would go Dambusters on her ass.Colonel G74%
That model is so hot I would install her in my cellar as an Eco friendly radiator. J. Fritzle72%
That model is so hot I would 'nt touch it if I were you! I'm not taking you to A&E again!Burns Unit68%
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