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I forgot to buy milk so my pancakes ended up stodgier than my girlfriends yeast infectionEP MegaAwful
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I forgot to buy milk so my pancakes ended up stodgier than Weetabix that you have left too long before eatingMegaAwful
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I forgot to buy milk so my pancakes ended up stodgier than your mom's shepherds pieMegaAwful
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I forgot to buy milk so my pancakes ended up stodgier than my poo after eating 10 loaves of breadMegaAwful
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I forgot to buy milk so my pancakes ended up stodgier than the waste from a liposuction clinicDW MegaAwful
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I forgot to buy milk so my pancakes ended up stodgier than school dinnersMegaAwful
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I forgot to buy milk so my pancakes ended up stodgier than PVA glue mixed with donkey shiteMegaAwful
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I forgot to buy milk so my pancakes ended up stodgier than the contents of my right nut sack. The left one is just gangreenMegaAwful
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I forgot to buy milk so my pancakes ended up stodgier than that time I mixed up cement powder and porridge oatsMegaAwful
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I forgot to buy milk so my pancakes ended up stodgier than that corpse I munged last weekMegaAwful
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I forgot to buy milk so my pancakes ended up stodgier than hour old chewing gumMegaAwful
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I forgot to buy milk so my pancakes ended up stodgier than porridge with the appearance of cottage cheese MegaAwful
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I forgot to buy milk so my pancakes ended up stodgier than the treacle I tried putting inside itMegaAwful
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I forgot to buy milk so my pancakes ended up stodgier than the custard they used to palm us of with at first schoolMegaAwful
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I forgot to buy milk so my pancakes ended up stodgier than curdled yogurtMegaAwful
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I forgot to buy milk so my pancakes ended up stodgier than the waste from a liposuction clinici like turtles97%
I forgot to buy milk so my pancakes ended up stodgier than curdled yogurtFaroutman 86%
I forgot to buy milk so my pancakes ended up stodgier than your mom's shepherds pieChuckle vision77%
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I forgot to buy milk so my pancakes ended up stodgier than school dinnersGadzooks68%
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I forgot to buy milk so my pancakes ended up stodgier than my poo after eating 10 loaves of breadtheultimatestruggle61%
I forgot to buy milk so my pancakes ended up stodgier than Weetabix that you have left too long before eatingMr Observant60%
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