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This Orchid is rarer than a platinum chocoboMegaAwful
Cloud51%Comments (0)Tweet Report
This Orchid is rarer than rocking horse shitMegaAwful
tonto76%Comments (0)Tweet Report
This Orchid is rarer than a ten-tonne block of francium astatide.MegaAwful
Herman74%Comments (0)Tweet Report
This Orchid is rarer than the monkeys that typed out the full works of ShakespeareMegaAwful
slightly different blue79%Comments (0)Tweet Report
This Orchid is rarer than a man who won't treat me like shitMegaAwful
Julian15%Comments (0)Tweet Report
This Orchid is rarer than a funny episode of ScrubsMegaAwful
Ret52%Comments (0)Tweet Report
This Orchid is rarer than a non obese AmericanMegaAwful
cpw60%Comments (0)Tweet Report
This Orchid is rarer than a Ginger running a brothel MegaAwful
It's always about them49%Comments (0)Tweet Report
This Orchid is rarer than seeing a kickboxer winning a fightMegaAwful
toby larone37%Comments (0)Tweet Report
This Orchid is rarer than this fillet steak I'm currently eating. The smell of manure is slightly off putting though! MegaAwful
Mooooooo68%Comments (0)Tweet Report
This Orchid is rarer than seeing Wayne Rooney not trying to make friends with a cabbageMegaAwful
bob49%Comments (0)Tweet Report
This Orchid is rarer than a box of freshly picked applesMegaAwful
Orchid? Gay!34%Comments (0)Tweet Report
This Orchid is rarer than finding a 12 year old who isn't a drug addicted, alcoholic sex maniacDW MegaAwful
Gadzooks90%Comments (1)Tweet Report
This Orchid is rarer than Jamie Oliver quoting ShakespeareMegaAwful
bob54%Comments (0)Tweet Report
This Orchid is rarer than rareMegaAwful
Megaphores 10130%Comments (0)Tweet Report

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This Orchid is rarer than finding a 12 year old who isn't a drug addicted, alcoholic sex maniacGadzooks90%
This Orchid is rarer than the monkeys that typed out the full works of Shakespeareslightly different blue79%
This Orchid is rarer than rocking horse shittonto76%
This Orchid is rarer than a ten-tonne block of francium astatide.Herman74%
This Orchid is rarer than this fillet steak I'm currently eating. The smell of manure is slightly off putting though! Mooooooo68%
This Orchid is rarer than a non obese Americancpw60%
This Orchid is rarer than Jamie Oliver quoting Shakespearebob54%
This Orchid is rarer than a funny episode of ScrubsRet52%
This Orchid is rarer than a platinum chocoboCloud51%
This Orchid is rarer than a Ginger running a brothel It's always about them49%

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