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Tried to bully Casey "Little Zangief" Heynes and now I'm...

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Tried to bully Casey "Little Zangief" Heynes and now I'm stood over his bloody corpse, because I succeeded.MegaAwful
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Tried to bully Casey "Little Zangief" Heynes and now I'm The Man!MegaAwful
Tried to bully Casey "Little Zangief" Heynes and now I'm wishing my vital organs were still in my body and not scattered across the pavementMegaAwful
Tried to bully Casey "Little Zangief" Heynes and now I'm being peeled off the concrete as we speakMegaAwful
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Tried to bully Casey "Little Zangief" Heynes and now I'm wishing Mark L (megaphore) a Happy 27th Birthday. That's right 27!MegaAwful

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Tried to bully Casey "Little Zangief" Heynes and now I'm The Man!EddieB71%
Tried to bully Casey "Little Zangief" Heynes and now I'm I'm drinking my hospital food through a strawralph58%
Tried to bully Casey "Little Zangief" Heynes and now I'm wondering what's happened in the twenty years I've been in a coma fordib58%
Tried to bully Casey "Little Zangief" Heynes and now I'm wishing my vital organs were still in my body and not scattered across the pavementbob52%
Tried to bully Casey "Little Zangief" Heynes and now I'm wishing Mark L (megaphore) a Happy 27th Birthday. That's right 27!27!39%
Tried to bully Casey "Little Zangief" Heynes and now I'm being peeled off the concrete as we speakVrai37%
Tried to bully Casey "Little Zangief" Heynes and now I'm stood over his bloody corpse, because I succeeded.faroutman29%

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