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He has the heart of a lion and the brain of a small child. Both pickled in jars and displayed on my shelf.MegaAwful
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He has the heart of a lion and the brain of a past series of big brother. MegaAwful
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He has the heart of a lion and the brain of a lovechild between Stephen Fry and Toto the Wise Owl of EvalonMegaAwful
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