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If I walked into a club looking any hotter...

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If I walked into a club looking any hotter the bouncers would give me the frisking of a lifetime. PervertsMegaAwful
If I walked into a club looking any hotter I could be mistaken for a tungsten filament lampMegaAwful
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If I walked into a club looking any hotter I would appear incandescent DW MegaAwful
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If I walked into a club looking any hotter I'd be cool.MegaAwful
If I walked into a club looking any hotter all the ladies would be foaming at the lips, and I'm not talking about their mouthsMegaAwful
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If I walked into a club looking any hotter people might mistake me for Scarlett JohanssonMegaAwful

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If I walked into a club looking any hotter I would appear incandescent Positively glowing84%
If I walked into a club looking any hotter I'd be cool.EddieB75%
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If I walked into a club looking any hotter it would end up looking like a burns unitSuggy65%
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If I walked into a club looking any hotter the bouncers would give me the frisking of a lifetime. PervertsDom37%

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