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It's times like this I wish I was...

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It's times like this I wish I was good at coming up with MegaphoresMegaAwful
It's times like this I wish I was religiousMegaAwful
It's times like this I wish I was a Paladin instead of a crappy hunter - stupid WoWMegaAwful
It's times like this I wish I was omnipotentMegaAwful
It's times like this I wish I was Natalie Portman's bar of soapMegaAwful
It's times like this I wish I was an Acme employeeMegaAwful
It's times like this I wish I was actually invisible so the screams and peeping tom arrest would go awayMegaAwful
It's times like this I wish I was fireproof... stupid dragons...MegaAwful
It's times like this I wish I was balls deep in clungeMegaAwful
It's times like this I wish I was sat at home on the Xbox living off benefitsMegaAwful
It's times like this I wish I was hung like Jeremy BeadleDW MegaAwful
It's times like this I wish I was Val DoonicanMegaAwful
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It's times like this I wish I was hung like Jeremy BeadleSmall Hands87%
It's times like this I wish I was actually invisible so the screams and peeping tom arrest would go awaybob65%
It's times like this I wish I was fireproof... stupid dragons...Gadzooks65%
It's times like this I wish I was good at coming up with Megaphoresi like turtles52%
It's times like this I wish I was sat at home on the Xbox living off benefitsScum44%
It's times like this I wish I was Natalie Portman's bar of soap133744%
It's times like this I wish I was a Paladin instead of a crappy hunter - stupid WoWRojosa39%
It's times like this I wish I was Val DoonicanHurdy Gurdy Man39%
It's times like this I wish I was an Acme employeebib37%
It's times like this I wish I was balls deep in clungedoon37%

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