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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time I was bi-winning at professor fancypants emporium of velourMegaAwful
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than a pink, sparkly manthongMegaAwful
Hole in my head37%Comments (0)Tweet Report
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time I came over a little queerMegaAwful
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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than Justin BeiberMegaAwful
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than if I knew the difference between fuchsia, cerise, and French roseMegaAwful
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than two rainbows with designer handbags locked in a tender man-on-man kissMegaAwful
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than danny de vito on teletubbiesMegaAwful
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time I gave myself a facialMegaAwful
Interpret it how you will70%Comments (0)Tweet Report
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the glitter-dusted rainbow sneeze of a pastel pink unicorn being ridden by George MichaelMegaAwful
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than that time I touched penises with my cousin.MegaAwful
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time my pet gerbil went on an adventure...MegaAwful
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than when I'm in the Blue Oyster after too many Pina ColadasMegaAwful
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time David Hasslehoff popped into my mind when I was trying to finish offMegaAwful
It's the chest hair65%Comments (0)Tweet Report
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time I went on an undercover sting in a public toilet in americaMegaAwful
Let's go outside65%Comments (0)Tweet Report
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time me & my friend were play wrestling & we accidently made eye contact... & then I accidently bummed him...MegaAwful
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time I spent an evening in my dressing gown, slippers and the freshly stripped skin of George MichaelMegaAwful
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than that deleted scene in Brokeback Mountain where Gandalf shows upMegaAwful
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than a cock up the chuff.MegaAwful
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than that time I got asked how many cocks I could fit in my mouth and replied " garglefhhthgargle".DW MegaAwful
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time I accidentally turned to gay porn during the 'vinegar strokes'MegaAwful
Hit the roof!92%Comments (0)Tweet Report
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time Elton John sang "Are you ready for love?" and I said "Yes I am!"MegaAwful
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the inside of rainbowMegaAwful
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than that time I felt pretty, oh so pretty, oh so pretty and witty and brightMegaAwful
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time I rode to work on my pink unicornMegaAwful
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than Graham Norton playing Frankenfurter MegaAwful
Warping the time85%Comments (0)Tweet Report
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than a gambling lambMegaAwful
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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than a gay fay on may day, who lay in the way of a ray of sun.MegaAwful

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