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Just been for a run and now I'm sweatier than catholic priest in playschool for boysMegaAwful
Just been for a run and now I'm sweatier than a peodophile in a Barney suit!DW MegaAwful
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Just been for a run and now I'm sweatier than several hundred geriatric pugs.DW MegaAwful
Just been for a run and now I'm sweatier than a big ol' hog who went for a big ol' jog in a thick fur coat after eating spicy goat.MegaAwful
Just been for a run and now I'm sweatier than Venus Williams' jockstrapMegaAwful
Just been for a run and now I'm sweatier than an orgy at weightwatchers. In a sauna.MegaAwful
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Just been for a run and now I'm sweatier than a constipated nun in a porta loo on a summers day in the desert with a freshly brewed cup of tea... Vicar MegaAwful
Just been for a run and now I'm sweatier than an average american who just walked up the stairsMegaAwful
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Just been for a run and now I'm sweatier than Darth Vader in an S&M storeMegaAwful
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