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This curry is so spicy it feels like a buttom-burp be brewin'.DW MegaAwful
This curry is so spicy it feels like the main ingredient was napalmMegaAwful
This curry is so spicy it feels like aaa a aaaa the pain pain pain the water does nothing make it end make it endMegaAwful
This curry is so spicy it feels like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's being macedMegaAwful
This curry is so spicy it feels like I just sucked off DhalsimMegaAwful
This curry is so spicy it feels like I ate a part of Mt. VesuviusMegaAwful
This curry is so spicy it feels like I shouldn't have allowed my victims that one last mealMegaAwful
This curry is so spicy it feels like I shouldn't have agreed to the Malari Tutu Tonton tribe initiation ceremonyMegaAwful
This curry is so spicy it feels like it might be worth ripping my stomach open with a rusty spoon to avoid the inevitable ring of fireMegaAwful
This curry is so spicy it feels like I just ate a million Scoville units.EP MegaAwful
This curry is so spicy it feels like I'm going to have a bad case of ring of fire.MegaAwful

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This curry is so spicy it feels like I just ate a million Scoville units.KevinBors83%
This curry is so spicy it feels like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's being macedslightly different blue78%
This curry is so spicy it feels like I shouldn't have agreed to the Malari Tutu Tonton tribe initiation ceremonybob73%
This curry is so spicy it feels like a buttom-burp be brewin'.Roger70%
This curry is so spicy it feels like the main ingredient was napalmquadraspaz70%
This curry is so spicy it feels like it might be worth ripping my stomach open with a rusty spoon to avoid the inevitable ring of firegadzooks65%
This curry is so spicy it feels like I just sucked off Dhalsim Chun Li65%
This curry is so spicy it feels like I'm going to have a bad case of ring of fire.faroutman61%
This curry is so spicy it feels like aaa a aaaa the pain pain pain the water does nothing make it end make it endslightly different blue50%
This curry is so spicy it feels like I ate a part of Mt. Vesuviusbob44%

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