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If I got a tattoo I'd be more popular than Princess Diana's zombie at the Daily Express officeMegaAwful
If I got a tattoo I'd be more popular than that weasel Popeye.MegaAwful
If I got a tattoo I'd be more popular than the kid who had 3 shiny Charizards at schoolMegaAwful
If I got a tattoo I'd be more popular than a young boy who got locked in the Sistine Chapel during a conclaveMegaAwful
If I got a tattoo I'd be more popular than a firebreathing lightning throw lazer shooting intergalactic sombrero monkeyMegaAwful
If I got a tattoo I'd be more popular than if I was a banker, grew a conscience, gave back my bonus & became a teacher....MegaAwful
If I got a tattoo I'd be more popular than Glasgow's abortion clinicMegaAwful
If I got a tattoo I'd be more popular than a Thorntons chocolate free sample stand at a Weightwatchers conventionMegaAwful
If I got a tattoo I'd be more popular than Charlie Sheen after snorting the grinded bones of a Saharan WilderbeastMegaAwful
If I got a tattoo I'd be more popular than Mohammed Al Fayed after revealing THAT statueMegaAwful
If I got a tattoo I'd be more popular than Hitler at a Hanukkah celebration.MegaAwful

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If I got a tattoo I'd be more popular than a young boy who got locked in the Sistine Chapel during a conclavecpw75%
If I got a tattoo I'd be more popular than the kid who had 3 shiny Charizards at schoolgeneric username70%
If I got a tattoo I'd be more popular than Charlie Sheen after snorting the grinded bones of a Saharan Wilderbeastbob61%
If I got a tattoo I'd be more popular than a firebreathing lightning throw lazer shooting intergalactic sombrero monkeyzeugma56%
If I got a tattoo I'd be more popular than if I was a banker, grew a conscience, gave back my bonus & became a teacher....poostache54%
If I got a tattoo I'd be more popular than Mohammed Al Fayed after revealing THAT statuelang170254%
If I got a tattoo I'd be more popular than that weasel Popeye.Bluto52%
If I got a tattoo I'd be more popular than Hitler at a Hanukkah celebration.faroutman52%
If I got a tattoo I'd be more popular than a Thorntons chocolate free sample stand at a Weightwatchers conventionquadraspaz50%
If I got a tattoo I'd be more popular than Glasgow's abortion clinicf.u.c.k44%

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