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Where did you meet her? She looks like Taylor HansonMegaAwful
Where did you meet her? She looks like the before image on a weight watchers advertMegaAwful
Where did you meet her? She looks like something the cat dragged in.MegaAwful
Where did you meet her? She looks like the weight of the world has side kicked her in the faceMegaAwful
Where did you meet her? She looks like a partially-deflated pink hot air balloonMegaAwful
Where did you meet her? She looks like my old boxing gloves - sweaty and leathery, with fist-sized opening just waiting to be filledDW EP MegaAwful
Where did you meet her? She looks like the girl from "German Scat Whores III"MegaAwful
Where did you meet her? She looks like my mate Brian.. who I haven't actually seen since that 'operation' he mentioned...MegaAwful
Where did you meet her? She looks like she's far too good for you. Why don't you be a good lad and introduce us.MegaAwful
Where did you meet her? She looks like she could suck a basketball through a tennis racketMegaAwful
Where did you meet her? She looks like the aftermath of a lion attackMegaAwful
Where did you meet her? She looks like you dug her upMegaAwful
Where did you meet her? She looks like Susan Boyle's less attractive, older sisterMegaAwful
Where did you meet her? She looks like she's made out of elbow skinEP MegaAwful

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Where did you meet her? She looks like she's made out of elbow skinRexley97%
Where did you meet her? She looks like my old boxing gloves - sweaty and leathery, with fist-sized opening just waiting to be filledgadzooks92%
Where did you meet her? She looks like she could suck a basketball through a tennis racketbob85%
Where did you meet her? She looks like the girl from "German Scat Whores III"quadraspaz82%
Where did you meet her? She looks like my mate Brian.. who I haven't actually seen since that 'operation' he mentioned...generic username70%
Where did you meet her? She looks like she's far too good for you. Why don't you be a good lad and introduce us.faroutman70%
Where did you meet her? She looks like the aftermath of a lion attackbob65%
Where did you meet her? She looks like the before image on a weight watchers advertanon65%
Where did you meet her? She looks like the weight of the world has side kicked her in the faceJohnson61%
Where did you meet her? She looks like Susan Boyle's less attractive, older sisterSavate59%

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