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I'm so drunk, I feel like...

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I'm so drunk, I feel like the world is set to 70% saturation, 15px Gaussian Blur, Rotate Canvas 25%MegaAwful
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I'm so drunk, I feel like I'm well ARD and can take on anyoneMegaAwful
I'm so drunk, I feel like chicken tonight (well somebody had to didn't they?!)MegaAwful
I'm so drunk, I feel like I'll do any hole tonight, mine or their's.MegaAwful
I'm so drunk, I feel like I've eaten Ghandi's flip flops.MegaAwful
I'm so drunk, I feel like I better make the most of this super model noshing me offMegaAwful
beer goggles bob44%Comments (0)Tweet Report
I'm so drunk, I feel like my own bed would make the perfect urinalMegaAwful
Free ringdings39%Comments (0)Tweet Report
I'm so drunk, I feel like the top of this metal scaffolding is the perfect place to prove to everyone that I can flyDW MegaAwful
I'm so drunk, I feel like a lightweight goldfish in a bowl of whiskey.MegaAwful

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I'm so drunk, I feel like the top of this metal scaffolding is the perfect place to prove to everyone that I can flybob75%
I'm so drunk, I feel like I'll do any hole tonight, mine or their's.faroutman65%
I'm so drunk, I feel like a lightweight goldfish in a bowl of whiskey.slightly different blue58%
I'm so drunk, I feel like chicken tonight (well somebody had to didn't they?!)lang170256%
I'm so drunk, I feel like I better make the most of this super model noshing me offbeer goggles bob44%
I'm so drunk, I feel like my own bed would make the perfect urinalFree ringdings39%
I'm so drunk, I feel like I've eaten Ghandi's flip flops.faroutman33%
I'm so drunk, I feel like the world is set to 70% saturation, 15px Gaussian Blur, Rotate Canvas 25%Photoshop geek33%
I'm so drunk, I feel like I'm well ARD and can take on anyoneFlumpo22%

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