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A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been "bad touched" by a spider as a childMegaAwful
A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been wank raped with a vision of a man grinning wildly after winning a coconut shyMegaAwful
A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been close to a perfect 300 game and, on my last bowl, Kelly Brook spilt beer down her frontMegaAwful
A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been secretly hiding my gender for the past 21 years.MegaAwful
A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been kicked in the grapefruits by Mirko CrocopMegaAwful
A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been told I would have to sit through a 89 hour Bieber - a - thonMegaAwful
A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been strapped to a chair and made to watch every episode of One Tree Hill with my eyelids taped to my foreheadMegaAwful
A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been suplexed through a cattle gridDW EP MegaAwful
A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been orally violated by a woman with facial warts.MegaAwful
A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been rammed up the fudge tubesMegaAwful
A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been asked to pick up the soap in a prison showerMegaAwful
A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been subjected to pictures of Susan Boyle nakedMegaAwful
A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been momentarily been encapsulated in my youthMegaAwful
A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been employed to do the voice of Ned FlandersEP MegaAwful
A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been penetrated by a champion racehorseMegaAwful

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A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been suplexed through a cattle gridgadzooks91%
A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been subjected to pictures of Susan Boyle nakedquadraspaz71%
A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been secretly hiding my gender for the past 21 years.kevinbors70%
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A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been told I would have to sit through a 89 hour Bieber - a - thonzeugma60%
A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been orally violated by a woman with facial warts.faroutman58%
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