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A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you Added Marmite!MegaAwful
A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you threw in some olivesMegaAwful
A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you warmed the contents of a building site toilet and served it in a crusty corpseMegaAwful
A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you being orally pleasured by Stephen HawkinsMegaAwful
A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you ate it first, shat it out and served it along side your "special mayonnaise"..MegaAwful
A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you made the bread with yeast from my wife's clungeMegaAwful
A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you fucked it.MegaAwful
A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you drowned a kitten and stole a unicorn horn. That would be bad. Very bad. Very very bad indeed. MegaAwful
A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you had it shoved so far up your arse you could taste itMegaAwful
A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you found out the filling was tiger blood and Susan Boyle's gash fromage EP MegaAwful
A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you found out it was actually dick cheese and tampon scrapingsMegaAwful
A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you had to eat it off Zangief's backMegaAwful
A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you were eating it with a naked David DickinsonMegaAwful
A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you found out there was a third ingredient and it was HATEEP MegaAwful
A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you found out it was handmade by an autistic walrusMegaAwful
A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you were lactose intolerant, a diabetic, and had a wheat allergy.DW EP MegaAwful

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A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you were lactose intolerant, a diabetic, and had a wheat allergy.faroutman90%
A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you found out there was a third ingredient and it was HATEbob82%
A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you found out the filling was tiger blood and Susan Boyle's gash fromage zeugma78%
A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you ate it first, shat it out and served it along side your "special mayonnaise"..generic username65%
A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you drowned a kitten and stole a unicorn horn. That would be bad. Very bad. Very very bad indeed. anon59%
A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you warmed the contents of a building site toilet and served it in a crusty corpselang170256%
A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you had it shoved so far up your arse you could taste itgadzooks52%
A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you made the bread with yeast from my wife's clungejunctionX52%
A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you being orally pleasured by Stephen Hawkinslang170248%
A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you fucked it.Rikki Sixx48%

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