megaphoresMetaphors and Similes never looked so good

Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as...

DW = Daily winner EP = Editors Pick MP = MegaPhail

Click here to submit your own

Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as the smell that fills the room when you take off your shoesDW MegaAwful
Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as Julius Caesar.... too soon?MegaAwful
Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as it should have been the 1st 8 times I ran it over!MegaAwful
Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as my dreams of finding something I can't masturbate overDW MegaAwful
Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as Friedrich Engels' career advertising gillette.MegaAwful
Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as the crowd at a Rebecca Black concertMegaAwful
Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as the childhood dreams of the hooker I accidentally locked in a chest freezerMegaAwful
Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as the dry inflamed itchy skin on my head. Damn psoriasisMegaAwful
Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as a coffin-nail. Which I am inclined, myself, to regard as the deadest piece of ironmongery in the trade.MegaAwful
Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as that robber who interupted me when I was making a manwich with a machete. Damn that was tasty.MegaAwful

Click here to submit your own

Highest rated

Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as my dreams of finding something I can't masturbate overzeugma72%
Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as it should have been the 1st 8 times I ran it over!EddieB68%
Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as Julius Caesar.... too soon?Sgt Funk58%
Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as that robber who interupted me when I was making a manwich with a machete. Damn that was tasty.faroutman56%
Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as the dry inflamed itchy skin on my head. Damn psoriasislang170256%
Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as the childhood dreams of the hooker I accidentally locked in a chest freezergadzooks54%
Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as the crowd at a Rebecca Black concertbob52%
Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as a coffin-nail. Which I am inclined, myself, to regard as the deadest piece of ironmongery in the trade.slightly different blue48%
Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as Friedrich Engels' career advertising gillette.slightly different blue37%
Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as the smell that fills the room when you take off your shoesjozyten22%

Graveyard

 
You have already voted for this entry today