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When it comes to dating I'm as shallow as Michael Barrymore's swimming pool. MegaAwful
When it comes to dating I'm as shallow as the trench of dead hookers in my garden.MegaAwful
When it comes to dating I'm as shallow as the tears in the eyes of Hochumi the sorrowful slothMegaAwful
When it comes to dating I'm as shallow as my hopes and dreams of becoming a paraplegic poledancerMegaAwful
When it comes to dating I'm as shallow as an Essex footballer talking about love & respect with Katie Price...MegaAwful
When it comes to dating I'm as shallow as a camel's piss puddleMegaAwful
When it comes to dating I'm as shallow as a Chihuahua making sweet sweet love to an Alsation MegaAwful
When it comes to dating I'm as shallow as a puddle on the sunMegaAwful
When it comes to dating I'm as shallow as Michael Barrymore's paddling poolDW MegaAwful

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When it comes to dating I'm as shallow as the trench of dead hookers in my garden.faroutman74%
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When it comes to dating I'm as shallow as Michael Barrymore's swimming pool. matt55840%

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