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That bang was so loud I thought my intestines couldn't handle the Krakatoa like pressures. Note to self: No more 'Indian Chicken Curry'...EP MegaAwful
That bang was so loud I thought Zeus had just boffed my earsMegaAwful
That bang was so loud I thought I'd hit that child at 40, but thankfully it was only 30 so there's an 80% chance they will liveMegaAwful
That bang was so loud I thought she'd gotten out of her cage again!MegaAwful
That bang was so loud I thought I'd probably broken her jaw...teach her to burn dinner...DW EP MegaAwful
That bang was so loud I thought my cat had knocked a frying pan onto the floor. Turns out it was Buncefield exploding. True story.MegaAwful
That bang was so loud I thought your mum had fallen out of bed againMegaAwful
That bang was so loud I thought it made Hiroshima seem like a whiffMegaAwful
That bang was so loud I thought she was gonna deafen me, KNA'MEAN?MegaAwful
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That bang was so loud I thought I'd jumped out of my skin. Turns out I'd just jumped out of the skin of my victim, which I was wearing at the time.MegaAwful
That bang was so loud I thought we definitely woke the neighbours, & probably half the street ;)MegaAwful
That bang was so loud I thought "Oh ho ho Mr. Microwave, how deep your sense of irony must run after cooking my platter of silver trout."EP MegaAwful
That bang was so loud I thought that the explosion I'm walking away from must be pretty damn awesome.MegaAwful
That bang was so loud I thought Allah had created another universeMegaAwful
That bang was so loud I thought God had created another universe MegaAwful
That bang was so loud I thought your mom had fallen overMegaAwful
That bang was so loud I thought one of the lice in my ear hairs had gone on a jihadMegaAwful
That bang was so loud I thought it was a bad idea to build the school for the sensitive of hearing next to Clumsy Joe's dynamite warehouse.EP MegaAwful

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That bang was so loud I thought I'd probably broken her jaw...teach her to burn dinner...generic username92%
That bang was so loud I thought I'd hit that child at 40, but thankfully it was only 30 so there's an 80% chance they will livequadraspaz92%
That bang was so loud I thought "Oh ho ho Mr. Microwave, how deep your sense of irony must run after cooking my platter of silver trout."doobleducks90%
That bang was so loud I thought my intestines couldn't handle the Krakatoa like pressures. Note to self: No more 'Indian Chicken Curry'...kevinbors87%
That bang was so loud I thought it was a bad idea to build the school for the sensitive of hearing next to Clumsy Joe's dynamite warehouse.slightly different blue84%
That bang was so loud I thought my cat had knocked a frying pan onto the floor. Turns out it was Buncefield exploding. True story.elvin65%
That bang was so loud I thought that the explosion I'm walking away from must be pretty damn awesome.faroutman65%
That bang was so loud I thought she'd gotten out of her cage again!mr. J65%
That bang was so loud I thought one of the lice in my ear hairs had gone on a jihadClackers65%
That bang was so loud I thought God had created another universe lang170262%

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