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Since the accident my pet elephant has been more forgetful than...
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Since the accident my pet elephant has been more forgetful than a date rape drug testerMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Since the accident my pet elephant has been more forgetful than the Wachowski brothers when they made the Matrix sequelsMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Since the accident my pet elephant has been more forgetful than the witnesses of when Jesus turned 180 gallons of water into wine. (John 2:1-2:11)MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Since the accident my pet elephant has been more forgetful than my Aunty Trevor who died last week trying to use her car keys on a zebraMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Since the accident my pet elephant has been more forgetful than a headless chicken who couldn't find her spectaclesMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Since the accident my pet elephant has been more forgetful than young Timmy after being shown how to make the Grand Wizards snake spitMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Since the accident my pet elephant has been more forgetful than ....than....than.....damn what was I going to say.MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Since the accident my pet elephant has been more forgetful than a bunch of senior citizens playing SimonMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Since the accident my pet elephant has been more forgetful than a goldfish swimming around in a vat of gin and tonicMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Since the accident my pet elephant has been more forgetful than ... wait, my 'pet elephant'? What kind of an accident was I in?!MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Since the accident my pet elephant has been more forgetful than an alzheimers patient who . . . to get to the other sideDW MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
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Since the accident my pet elephant has been more forgetful than an alzheimers patient who . . . to get to the other sidezeugma80%
Since the accident my pet elephant has been more forgetful than young Timmy after being shown how to make the Grand Wizards snake spitbob68%
Since the accident my pet elephant has been more forgetful than my Aunty Trevor who died last week trying to use her car keys on a zebradoobleducks62%
Since the accident my pet elephant has been more forgetful than a goldfish swimming around in a vat of gin and toniclang170261%
Since the accident my pet elephant has been more forgetful than ... wait, my 'pet elephant'? What kind of an accident was I in?!kevinbors60%
Since the accident my pet elephant has been more forgetful than the Wachowski brothers when they made the Matrix sequelsHot Dogger60%
Since the accident my pet elephant has been more forgetful than a bunch of senior citizens playing Simoncpw39%
Since the accident my pet elephant has been more forgetful than ....than....than.....damn what was I going to say.faroutman39%
Since the accident my pet elephant has been more forgetful than the witnesses of when Jesus turned 180 gallons of water into wine. (John 2:1-2:11)slightly different blue39%
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