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If Paris is the city of love then Hull is...

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If Paris is the city of love then Hull is the city of woe and regretMegaAwful
If Paris is the city of love then Hull is an alleyway bukake session with your mum...EP MegaAwful
If Paris is the city of love then Hull is the uncomfortable revelation that your dog actually has the voice of a beleaguered David DickinsonMegaAwful
If Paris is the city of love then Hull is an AIDS infected rectum, festering in a congealed pool of pity & hopelessness..MegaAwful
If Paris is the city of love then Hull is the city of bowl movements MegaAwful
If Paris is the city of love then Hull is the city of love (between brothers and sisters, fathers and daughters etc)MegaAwful
If Paris is the city of love then Hull is the Chlamydia capital of the worldMegaAwful
If Paris is the city of love then Hull is the gristle in a kebab, even when drunk it'll still piss you off.MegaAwful
If Paris is the city of love then Hull is the dried up spunk on a skanky diseased hooker.MegaAwful
If Paris is the city of love then Hull is the arsehole in the dark of the valley of the shadow of despair long past the cliffs of misery and the abyss of regretDW MegaAwful

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If Paris is the city of love then Hull is an alleyway bukake session with your mum...poostache93%
If Paris is the city of love then Hull is the city of love (between brothers and sisters, fathers and daughters etc)quadraspaz80%
If Paris is the city of love then Hull is the arsehole in the dark of the valley of the shadow of despair long past the cliffs of misery and the abyss of regretzeugma77%
If Paris is the city of love then Hull is the uncomfortable revelation that your dog actually has the voice of a beleaguered David Dickinsondoobleducks65%
If Paris is the city of love then Hull is the city of bowl movements lang170254%
If Paris is the city of love then Hull is the gristle in a kebab, even when drunk it'll still piss you off.faroutman37%
If Paris is the city of love then Hull is the Chlamydia capital of the worldi like turtles33%
If Paris is the city of love then Hull is an AIDS infected rectum, festering in a congealed pool of pity & hopelessness..generic username33%
If Paris is the city of love then Hull is the dried up spunk on a skanky diseased hooker.slightly different blue22%
If Paris is the city of love then Hull is the city of woe and regretNoob Saibot22%

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