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If I ate a dolphin I would be more powerful than the Ultimate Warrior after he's charged himself up by shaking the ring ropesMegaAwful
If I ate a dolphin I would be more powerful than a glue-sniffing koala bearMegaAwful
If I ate a dolphin I would be more powerful than Popeye's identical twin brother, Burstlung, after consuming his spinach equivalent, salmon en crouteMegaAwful
If I ate a dolphin I would be more powerful than Optimus Prime's lovechiled with a Tyrannosaurus RexMegaAwful
If I ate a dolphin I would be more powerful than a catholic priest who just drank Jesus' blood againMegaAwful
If I ate a dolphin I would be more powerful than the legs of the orphan children I use to power my Castle of DoomMegaAwful
If I ate a dolphin I would be more powerful than Mr Rogers in a blood stained sweater.DW EP MegaAwful
If I ate a dolphin I would be more powerful than Bond's Jaws, who has just eaten Speilberg's Jaws, with a side order of the power of grayskull....MegaAwful
If I ate a dolphin I would be more powerful than the steroid pumped lovechild of He-man and Chuck goddamn NorrisMegaAwful

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If I ate a dolphin I would be more powerful than Mr Rogers in a blood stained sweater.faroutman92%
If I ate a dolphin I would be more powerful than Optimus Prime's lovechiled with a Tyrannosaurus Rexbob70%
If I ate a dolphin I would be more powerful than the Ultimate Warrior after he's charged himself up by shaking the ring ropesquadraspaz70%
If I ate a dolphin I would be more powerful than the legs of the orphan children I use to power my Castle of Doomgadzooks52%
If I ate a dolphin I would be more powerful than Bond's Jaws, who has just eaten Speilberg's Jaws, with a side order of the power of grayskull....poostache49%
If I ate a dolphin I would be more powerful than Popeye's identical twin brother, Burstlung, after consuming his spinach equivalent, salmon en croutedoobleducks48%
If I ate a dolphin I would be more powerful than a glue-sniffing koala bearvanillabear44%
If I ate a dolphin I would be more powerful than the steroid pumped lovechild of He-man and Chuck goddamn Norrisgeneric username33%
If I ate a dolphin I would be more powerful than a catholic priest who just drank Jesus' blood againslightly different blue33%

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