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Nicholas Cage's film career is...

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Nicholas Cage's film career is going to have to consist entirely of movies set in jails from now onMegaAwful
Nicholas Cage's film career is about as exciting as a long drive across the SaharaMegaAwful
Nicholas Cage's film career is likeky to get your ass kicked if you bring it up as a topic of conversation when he's has 1 too manyMegaAwful
Nicholas Cage's film career is like a combination of Lady Gaga and a Laurel and Hardy sketch. Terrible, mad, and yet slightly amusing.MegaAwful
Nicholas Cage's film career is drowning, much like the bag of kittens I 'misplaced' last night..MegaAwful
Nicholas Cage's film career is like a highlight reel of God's best achievements, honestly, it is, PLEASE DON'T HIT ME!!MegaAwful
Nicholas Cage's film career is as wrecked as his wife's faceMegaAwful
Nicholas Cage's film career is becoming more desperate than my Uncle Nancy who, paralysed from the neck down, fell over and drowned in an inch of waterMegaAwful
Nicholas Cage's film career is has got more ups and downs than a manic depressive on a pogo stick using a yo-yoMegaAwful
Nicholas Cage's film career is going down faster than Paris Hilton after a WKDDW MegaAwful
Nicholas Cage's film career is a face off between a national treasure, ghost rider and a kick ass hero. MegaAwful

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Nicholas Cage's film career is like a combination of Lady Gaga and a Laurel and Hardy sketch. Terrible, mad, and yet slightly amusing.hoggy80%
Nicholas Cage's film career is going to have to consist entirely of movies set in jails from now onquadraspaz72%
Nicholas Cage's film career is becoming more desperate than my Uncle Nancy who, paralysed from the neck down, fell over and drowned in an inch of waterdoobleducks70%
Nicholas Cage's film career is has got more ups and downs than a manic depressive on a pogo stick using a yo-yogadzooks65%
Nicholas Cage's film career is drowning, much like the bag of kittens I 'misplaced' last night..generic username59%
Nicholas Cage's film career is like a highlight reel of God's best achievements, honestly, it is, PLEASE DON'T HIT ME!!Mrs Cage59%
Nicholas Cage's film career is a face off between a national treasure, ghost rider and a kick ass hero. faroutman59%
Nicholas Cage's film career is going down faster than Paris Hilton after a WKDbob57%
Nicholas Cage's film career is about as exciting as a long drive across the Saharalang170254%
Nicholas Cage's film career is as wrecked as his wife's faceglobule49%

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