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If I don't stop drinking whisky my liver will look like...

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If I don't stop drinking whisky my liver will look like someone else's because I'll just get a transplant even though I don't deserve one LOLMegaAwful
If I don't stop drinking whisky my liver will look like it accidentally affronted Umbogo the overly sensitive sasquatchMegaAwful
If I don't stop drinking whisky my liver will look like an 80 year old scrotum - small, shrivelled and starting to smellMegaAwful
If I don't stop drinking whisky my liver will look like Nicholas Cage's wife's face after sneezing during National Treasure 2MegaAwful
If I don't stop drinking whisky my liver will look like a barbequed walnutMegaAwful
If I don't stop drinking whisky my liver will look like Hans MolemanDW MegaAwful
If I don't stop drinking whisky my liver will look like Nicholas Cage's film career.MegaAwful
If I don't stop drinking whisky my liver will look like im staging a re-enactment of the rectum of 1 guy 1 cup.EP MegaAwful
If I don't stop drinking whisky my liver will look like it's gone through 20 rounds with Mike Tyson, got mumps and then attacked by a midget with a pot of yellow paint.MegaAwful

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If I don't stop drinking whisky my liver will look like im staging a re-enactment of the rectum of 1 guy 1 cup.hoggy93%
If I don't stop drinking whisky my liver will look like Nicholas Cage's film career.slightly different blue67%
If I don't stop drinking whisky my liver will look like it's gone through 20 rounds with Mike Tyson, got mumps and then attacked by a midget with a pot of yellow paint.faroutman65%
If I don't stop drinking whisky my liver will look like a barbequed walnutquadraspaz65%
If I don't stop drinking whisky my liver will look like Hans Molemanlang170264%
If I don't stop drinking whisky my liver will look like it accidentally affronted Umbogo the overly sensitive sasquatchdoobleducks59%
If I don't stop drinking whisky my liver will look like someone else's because I'll just get a transplant even though I don't deserve one LOLDrunk Billy54%
If I don't stop drinking whisky my liver will look like an 80 year old scrotum - small, shrivelled and starting to smellgadzooks52%
If I don't stop drinking whisky my liver will look like Nicholas Cage's wife's face after sneezing during National Treasure 2bob44%

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