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The Royal Wedding would be infinitely more interesting if...

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The Royal Wedding would be infinitely more interesting if Snookie from Jersey Shore was a guest speaker, Charlie Sheen is doing crack off a hookers back and Harry is a Nazi againMegaAwful
The Royal Wedding would be infinitely more interesting if anybody who was cool enough actually gave a toss. Seriously. Its like watching rape porn. You dont want to, but cant helMegaAwful
The Royal Wedding would be infinitely more interesting if if the rock gave the best man's speechMegaAwful
The Royal Wedding would be infinitely more interesting if someone changed their first dance music to Baby Got BackMegaAwful
The Royal Wedding would be infinitely more interesting if Prince Harry was allowed to pick the fancy dress themeDW MegaAwful
The Royal Wedding would be infinitely more interesting if the live coverage went right through to the "wedding night" and they added a funky 70's porn groove as the soundtrackMegaAwful
The Royal Wedding would be infinitely more interesting if it turned into a last man standing match, with the winner picking up the crownMegaAwful
The Royal Wedding would be infinitely more interesting if Kate Middleton was wearing nothing but a tiaraMegaAwful
The Royal Wedding would be infinitely more interesting if coverage was sponsored by AnusolMegaAwful
The Royal Wedding would be infinitely more interesting if Prince William was marrying Louie SpenceMegaAwful
The Royal Wedding would be infinitely more interesting if Princes Diana turned up MegaAwful
The Royal Wedding would be infinitely more interesting if Prince Philip was allowed to interrupt proceedings at any point to enlighten the world of his views of other racesMegaAwful
The Royal Wedding would be infinitely more interesting if I actually gave even the tiniest, vaguest shit about itMegaAwful

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The Royal Wedding would be infinitely more interesting if Prince Philip was allowed to interrupt proceedings at any point to enlighten the world of his views of other racesgadzooks80%
The Royal Wedding would be infinitely more interesting if the live coverage went right through to the "wedding night" and they added a funky 70's porn groove as the soundtrackquadraspaz76%
The Royal Wedding would be infinitely more interesting if coverage was sponsored by Anusoli like turtles71%
The Royal Wedding would be infinitely more interesting if anybody who was cool enough actually gave a toss. Seriously. Its like watching rape porn. You dont want to, but cant helhoggy70%
The Royal Wedding would be infinitely more interesting if Prince Harry was allowed to pick the fancy dress themebob70%
The Royal Wedding would be infinitely more interesting if Prince William was marrying Louie Spencequadraspaz65%
The Royal Wedding would be infinitely more interesting if it turned into a last man standing match, with the winner picking up the crowngadzooks65%
The Royal Wedding would be infinitely more interesting if Princes Diana turned up lang170261%
The Royal Wedding would be infinitely more interesting if Snookie from Jersey Shore was a guest speaker, Charlie Sheen is doing crack off a hookers back and Harry is a Nazi againhoggy59%
The Royal Wedding would be infinitely more interesting if if the rock gave the best man's speechfaroutman58%

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