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Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than spotting a curly black oneMegaAwful
Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than a bad dream about ZackMegaAwful
Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than when I'm beating one off and the window cleaner shows upMegaAwful
Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than my cat jumping on me, trying to eat my toesMegaAwful
Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than the possiblity of missing out on the breakfast menu at McDonaldsMegaAwful
Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than a damp cloth laid on the groin....MegaAwful
Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than When the mistake from the night before tries to slip a digit up my arseMegaAwful
Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than the police sirens on their way to inspect my cellarMegaAwful
Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than one of my wife's pungent fartsMegaAwful
Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than projectile vomiting so hard I catherine wheel out of the sheets and land face first in my own vomitMegaAwful
Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than my Bed Lifter 4000 as used by Dame Thora HirdMegaAwful
Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than when I'm late for work. And my work is being the only night-watchman guarding a plutonium warehouse in Afghanistan.MegaAwful
Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than when my alarm clock radio starts playing Justin Bieber at full volume just out of reach of the bed. MegaAwful
Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than than the sweet meaty aroma of my gal cooking me a post-coital bacon sandwich. Bacon...MegaAwful
Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than waking up to the tender spooning and gentle whispers of my drunk dad..DW EP MegaAwful
Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than that dream where you find a nice toilet and just relax your bladder...MegaAwful
Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than when the beer goggles wear off and I realise how your momma really looks.MegaAwful

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Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than waking up to the tender spooning and gentle whispers of my drunk dad..generic username99%
Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than When the mistake from the night before tries to slip a digit up my arsehoggy78%
Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than my cat jumping on me, trying to eat my toeselvin65%
Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than the police sirens on their way to inspect my cellarbob60%
Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than one of my wife's pungent fartsCamp Don59%
Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than when the beer goggles wear off and I realise how your momma really looks.slightly different blue59%
Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than that dream where you find a nice toilet and just relax your bladder...slightly different blue59%
Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than when I'm beating one off and the window cleaner shows upCuthwald58%
Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than my Bed Lifter 4000 as used by Dame Thora Hirdcpw58%
Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than spotting a curly black onelang170254%

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