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Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than looking at the sun, through a telescope, while on a spaceship in a close orbit around itMegaAwful
Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than Neo Bahamut's tonsilsMegaAwful
Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than the sun that Simon Cowell thinks shines out of his arseMegaAwful
Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than the freshly spilt blood of the rabbit i just caught in my headlightsMegaAwful
Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than Johnny Flame holding a disco ballMegaAwful
Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than Humphry Davy intended.MegaAwful
Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than the guy who realised that by combining a loaf of bread with a knife produces a sneaky way to murder someoneMegaAwful
Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than Ralph Wiggums night lightEP MegaAwful
Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than the National Albino Society's trip to the hall of mirrorsDW MegaAwful
Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than you in opposite land.MegaAwful
Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than the lovechild of Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking, after being lit on fire.MegaAwful
Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than a gollywog's teethMegaAwful

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Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than the freshly spilt blood of the rabbit i just caught in my headlightshoggy71%
Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than a gollywog's teethStonefish70%
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Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than looking at the sun, through a telescope, while on a spaceship in a close orbit around itelvin49%
Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than the lovechild of Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking, after being lit on fire.slightly different blue44%
Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than the sun that Simon Cowell thinks shines out of his arseMurph44%
Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than Humphry Davy intended.faroutman33%

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