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When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as a foreskin and a plate of bacon buttysMegaAwful
When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as Cait Sith and Yuffie in a party against Emerald WeaponMegaAwful
When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as ants at my scrumptious picnicMegaAwful
When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as a bad case of roidsMegaAwful
When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as Kerry Katona at a Mensa gatheringMegaAwful
When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as Pontius Pilate and Judas at the Pearly Gates caught in the middle of a blowjobMegaAwful
When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as when i turned up at veterans day as Hitler, complete with finger 'tashMegaAwful
When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as a pedo in a playground.MegaAwful
When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as a german plumber who just popped by to check the sprinkler systemDW EP MegaAwful

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When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as a german plumber who just popped by to check the sprinkler systemzeugma87%
When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as when i turned up at veterans day as Hitler, complete with finger 'tashhoggy84%
When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as a bad case of roidshoggy76%
When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as Kerry Katona at a Mensa gatheringquadraspaz71%
When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as Cait Sith and Yuffie in a party against Emerald Weaponcloud52%
When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as Pontius Pilate and Judas at the Pearly Gates caught in the middle of a blowjobgadzooks49%
When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as a foreskin and a plate of bacon buttysMC44%
When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as a pedo in a playground.faroutman36%
When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as ants at my scrumptious picnicCharles33%

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