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If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as...

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If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as a bloke having a wank standing on top of Nelson's column in broad daylight singing Hammertime through a megaphone!DW MegaAwful
If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as an incendiary device at an oil refineryDW MegaAwful
If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as a cactus in a nun's knickers DW MegaAwful
If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as a flying brickDW MegaAwful
If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as a fart in a libraryMegaAwful
If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as an epileptic MeatloafMegaAwful
If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as a drunk Mr. BlobbyMegaAwful
If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as James Bond, as he slips the Rohitnol into the unsuspecting womans drink.DW MegaAwful
If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as an elephant stampede in a quaint North Yorkshire hamletMegaAwful
If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as the knife Prince Charles is planning on slipping between the Queen's ribsMegaAwful
If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as captain obvious!!MegaAwful

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If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as a fart in a libraryblob87%
If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as James Bond, as he slips the Rohitnol into the unsuspecting womans drink.hoggy63%
If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as an elephant stampede in a quaint North Yorkshire hamletquadraspaz50%
If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as the knife Prince Charles is planning on slipping between the Queen's ribsgadzooks47%
If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as an epileptic Meatloafdubloon36%
If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as a bloke having a wank standing on top of Nelson's column in broad daylight singing Hammertime through a megaphone!Robert34%
If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as a drunk Mr. BlobbyScrewloose31%
If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as captain obvious!!faroutman27%
If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as a flying brickMatt22%
If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as a cactus in a nun's knickers Chiptop22%

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