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I've eaten so many Easter eggs, I feel like...

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I've eaten so many Easter eggs, I feel like I need to eat some broody hens and see if they will hatch in me.MegaAwful
I've eaten so many Easter eggs, I feel like my liposuction could feed a third world family for a weekMegaAwful
I've eaten so many Easter eggs, I feel like sticking this one up my arse insteadMegaAwful
I've eaten so many Easter eggs, I feel like doing a handstand while taking a shit and being the world's first human chocolate fountainMegaAwful
I've eaten so many Easter eggs, I feel like I'm the Easter Bunny's drug mule... Now just got to hope they don't pop in my stomach and cause me to ODMegaAwful
I've eaten so many Easter eggs, I feel like Rick Wallers left ventricle DW MegaAwful

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I've eaten so many Easter eggs, I feel like I'm the Easter Bunny's drug mule... Now just got to hope they don't pop in my stomach and cause me to ODgadzooks71%
I've eaten so many Easter eggs, I feel like doing a handstand while taking a shit and being the world's first human chocolate fountainquadraspaz65%
I've eaten so many Easter eggs, I feel like Rick Wallers left ventricle lang170257%
I've eaten so many Easter eggs, I feel like my liposuction could feed a third world family for a weekbob44%
I've eaten so many Easter eggs, I feel like I need to eat some broody hens and see if they will hatch in me.faroutman33%
I've eaten so many Easter eggs, I feel like sticking this one up my arse insteadFrightful29%

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