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I care as much about you as I do about a fleck of shit stuck to a dog's assMegaAwful
I care as much about you as I do about global warmingMegaAwful
I care as much about you as I do about the goat for an African family you bought me for my birthdayMegaAwful
I care as much about you as I do about my foot fungal infection, Bobby.MegaAwful
I care as much about you as I do about the fate of the Ewok race as shards of Death Star devastate their planetMegaAwful
I care as much about you as I do about sammichs. It's a directly proportional relationship: the more you bring, the more I care.MegaAwful
I care as much about you as I do about the runny heap in the bottom of the toilet the morning after a vindalooMegaAwful
I care as much about you as I do about a cold beer on a hot day. Perfect in moderation, but overdo it and your in the shit the next dayDW MegaAwful

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I care as much about you as I do about a cold beer on a hot day. Perfect in moderation, but overdo it and your in the shit the next dayhoggy75%
I care as much about you as I do about the goat for an African family you bought me for my birthdaybob60%
I care as much about you as I do about the runny heap in the bottom of the toilet the morning after a vindaloolang170253%
I care as much about you as I do about sammichs. It's a directly proportional relationship: the more you bring, the more I care.faroutman48%
I care as much about you as I do about the fate of the Ewok race as shards of Death Star devastate their planetgadzooks44%
I care as much about you as I do about my foot fungal infection, Bobby.eddieb37%
I care as much about you as I do about global warmingi like turtles37%
I care as much about you as I do about a fleck of shit stuck to a dog's assPaulie19%

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