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If my eyes were any closer together I would be a cyclopsDW MegaAwful
If my eyes were any closer together I would cry a single stream of free flowing tears for all the ones that rejected meMegaAwful
If my eyes were any closer together I would be able to go on britain's got incest for a chance to perform for jeremy kyleMegaAwful
If my eyes were any closer together I would have to go pick a fight to go get them separated again.MegaAwful
If my eyes were any closer together I would be able to use a monacle indtead of a pair of glassesMegaAwful
If my eyes were any closer together I would see everything in cartoon formMegaAwful
If my eyes were any closer together I would finally be able to see the damage my addiction has inflicted on my septumMegaAwful
If my eyes were any closer together I would look like a I have Down SyndromeMegaAwful
If my eyes were any closer together I would have the depth perception of a woman DW MegaAwful

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If my eyes were any closer together I would see everything in cartoon formRoy19%
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